Sunday, December 6, 2009

Christmas is here and I have Finals

It is with great reluctance that I am not celebrating my favorite time of the year. School and work calling me. However, in honor of finishing the final for one class and only having two finals left to go, I decided to take a few minutes to point out my top 5 Christmas movies, the ones you might not have seen in a while.

Leaving out the following because EVERYONE shows these movies before the holidays. 

Home Alone
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Santa Clause
Christmas Vacation
Miracle on 34th Street - old one

 In no particular order, my year round favorites also include the following. In no particular order: 

White Christmas:  Rosemary Clooney, Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye? Yes please. Plus, seeing Bing and Danny perform "Sisters" is a must watch. Its got wit, heartfelt stories and behind the scenes of producing a live show. I can curl up and watch this movie any day of the week and it slows life down. 

The Family Stone: I think I'm mostly in love with the house. But its also Rachel McAdams being amazing, Diane Keaton being awesome and SJP being the neurotic I know is inside me. Makes me want a huge holiday gathering with all of my friends and family. And a house in Greenwich, Connecticut. I actually like watching this at Thanksgiving- and this year, I got to! 

The Holiday: Jack Black is amazing and the older gentleman in the movie is actually the same guy in How to Steal A Million with Audrey Hepburn. I like to think I have gumption and throughout the whole movie, feel like Kate Winslet's character was written by me after a break up. Oh and Jude Law's house- I WANT THAT! I love watching this movie after any break up or in the middle of summer. Its coming home with me this trip- just so I can watch it on the plane. 

Christmas in Connecticut: A movie about a writer who creates a world and then to keep her job has to make that world work? Sounds like a romantic comedy if I ever heard of one! Such a lovely snowy day film. One I can't resist and love to watch any day of the week. 


You've Got Mail: New York City in the wintertime. A woman and her children's bookstore? Of course I would love this one! I love the soundtrack and listen to it all the time. Using the holidays as an excuse to watch it whenever I want- SCORE! 

So those are my holiday favorites, if you find yourself looking for something to watch that gets you thinking of snow and evergreens and blinking lights and fireplaces. Or if you can't go outside and walk down fifth avenue looking at the lights or the window displays. Now back to my final exams. 

Friday, August 7, 2009

Two Houses. Two sides.

There's an apartment in the city, a 5th floor walk up somewhere between 3rd avenue and the park. Inside the door is a place for galoshes, umbrellas, coats and a bowl for keys. A leash is abandoned on the floor and the large mirror hints at your possible need for a comb. Looking forward, you can see right through to the patio. Beyond the rails, the city sounds whisper "Come back! We're not done yet!" but you know better. The kitchen, dining room and living room are just one big room. The two largest items in the room are a huge oak table with scratches from budding scrabble masters and a couch that swears its a bed after midnight.

You never worry about missing anything in this room. You can cook, write, draw and catch the morning news without missing a step. A couple of cats play at your feet, and a lazy dog is sometimes mistaken for a new golden rug strategically placed at your feet. Books act as the main decor, with drawings, sketches, canvases blurting their purpose along the routes of roads less traveled. The tv remote is velcroed to the wall with a post it note: If remote is gone, read a book.
The only other room in the apartment is the bedroom. A huge bed stands in the middle of the room. Books stack up around the corners, as if picked up and begun and then added to the stack as you nodded off to sleep. A cat lies curled up on the pillows. The bathroom is large- but the mirrors are hard to see into. Written across are words, thoughts, notes of love etched into the glass with care. Somewhere, a radio is playing, a cat is meowing and you can hear the plants growing on the window sill. Its easy to be productive here.

There's a house in the woods, wrap-around porch and swing. Here the screen door always slams, but no one really cares. The driveway is unremarkable, but someone's put a sign on the far left side that reads: Uhaul parking: $50. Inside, the fireplace doubles as a stage for brother and sister traveling circus/magic/vaudeville acts. A deer head hangs on the wall, decorated appropriately to match the current mood of the house, complete with thought bubble to express social comments. When you walk in, your things drop from your arms and tomorrow you will find them just as you left them at the door.

Step lightly over the sleeping dog, and head into the kitchen. The windows are open and every inch of the counter is covered in half decorated cupcakes. The microwave is not in use, in fact, if you open the door, you will see its not a microwave at all, but a shelf holding bread and the occasional bagel. A sign hangs on the wall- "If the doorbell rings or the fire alarm goes off: DINNER'S READY". A door leads out to the back a garden of tomatoes, carrots and basil off the side of the house. Another door leads to a living room with photos of friends, family and pets lining most every available space. There are two tvs- each on different football games because sometimes you can't compromise.

The most remarkable room in this house is the room at the farthest end of the house. A sign warns you upon entering that its loud inside. Here, the walls are covered in thoughts, lost ideas, dreams and promises. The imagination never tires of the games and never hesitates for lack of supplies. Dreams are realized, memories scrapped and futures built. The word no is banned and the words Of course written across the wall. Its hard to take yourself seriously in here, but it could be the carnival mirrors laughing at your changing reflection. One chair sits in the corner, worn at the corners from lazy days reading. This is a house where its hard to take yourself seriously.
Which house is yours?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

More Talking Points for my Therapist.

Saw this. Thought of me. Assesed my apt. Realized I need to move somewhere with a skinny house.

Just thought you should know.

MY FAT HOUSE

Saturday, August 1, 2009

New Fish, New Year, New Me

Update on earlier post: http://ashleygoforth.blogspot.com/2008/03/we-got-fish.html

The "we" (and Rhett) is no more. I moved into another apartment, have a new job and have started collecting the pieces of my life i'd left in random places down 14th street.

Yesterday, I even got my own fish. He's fabulous and pink and I've named him Radclyffe Hall. We don't talk much, but that's alright. My room doesn't resemble the pages of a Kerouac story anymore. Nothing's permanent still though, perhaps its my way of proving to myself that life's too short to stay still for too long. Have I really been here for 2 years? That's halfway to the longest time I've lived in a city outside of my hometown. I've signed up for at least another 2 years for grad school in Gotham City.

I'm still stir crazy in this city. I'm planning a road trip. Across the US. To see Route 66, the Grand Canyon, sleep under the stars in Colorado, swim in the Mississippi River, have a drink at the OK Corral, see the Golden Gate Bridge, tour Graceland and put $50 on 19 in Vegas.

Where would you go if you could go anywhere in the US- if staying home wasn't an option?

Monday, July 27, 2009

Crocodile Tears

I am not a crocodile.
No tears are shed over this business of
drying the dishes.
No tears over chores like making my bed
or taking out the trash.


Perhaps I'm the phoenix bursting into flames
over matters of domestic life.
Burning the laundry or scorching the tile in
flames of rebellion.
A pile of ashes after finally dusting the ceiling fan.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Library of the Imagination

The following is a story. Of the bedtime kind. It should be read aloud. When one has the time to close their eyes and imagine the things the story describes. It should be read as if one were to be attempting to fascinate listeners.

There is a room that few have entered. It is locked- not by a key- but hindered by the limits of one's imagination. One can access this room only in their dreams. The door to this room is made of the silkiest steel. The knob is no bigger than your hand and when you turn it you know this must be exactly as Mary felt opening the door to the secret garden.Inside, the walls are covered in books. Shelves upon shelves of every story imaginable! The shelves are made of only the strongest oak and if you look closely, the edges of each ledge is etched with scenes from all fairie tales. Look even closer and the lines themselves twinkle with fairie dust.A spiral staircase made of rod iron in the softest hue of green is never cold to the touch with lattice work steps depicting Alice's wonderland. The staircase leads not to the higher shelves but to the deepest literary desires of your heart. "Avast! Ye Matey!" Captain Hook may yell down to Christopher Robin down on the next shelf.The floor is made of green shag carpeting not so unlike the grass in the land of the Shire where Hobbits roam like little boys full of mischief.Lamps glow brightly as if too much light might awaken the Wild Things- yet they light your pages just enough so the voice inside your head never questions if we need more light. Of course when re-enacting scenes from Treasure Island- the lamps glow brighter than the tropical sun.

AND THE CHAIRS! OH THE CHAIRS! All rocking chairs. Light blue crushed velvet cushions and backing with rounded brass buttons as the base. With arm rests so cushy you can't help but swing your legs over the side and nestle into a good book. Or maybe you'd prefer the porch swing hanging from the rafters. Only the most adventurous will chance a ride- Why only yesterday Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good self sat upon it as it came crashing down!The windows are as tall as 5 elephants stacked on top of one another trying to reach the top of a peanut tree. Windows with seats large enough for brothers and sisters to listen together of The Tale of the Great Goforth Brigade Through Huntsville in Search of the Lost Gold of Lipsey Road. Open books never loose their pages and entire series appear in your lap-one book at a time so as not to bother the voracious reader with the ardous task of stopping to search for the next book in the order. Which, I might add, is always the book one's older, larger sibling has hidden in a broken piano bench.Humming birds are the only animals permitted. As their wings sound simply like the fluttering pages of a book left on the porch in the wind. No, humming birds do not disrupt the sounds of a growing imagination.Time stands still in this room. The tasks of the day and the worries of life are checked at the door with the raincoats and mittens and sling shots. The only ticking clock you hear is the grandfather clock in the corner on loan by the family by the name of Weasley.Pimento cheese sandwiches and ice cream are never in short supply. Lima beans are banished and sticky items such as peanut butter and marshmellows are not prohibited.

One can always, however, make a case for chocolate.

I know of a certain book about a certain glass elevator that reads better with a few Hershey kisses.The loudest sounds in the room are childrens laughter and wishful thoughts as the dream "How lovely it would be to meet Mr. Darcy" or "Oh what fun it would be to float down the Mississippi river!"Look closely and you'll see, seated in a chair very similar to the one you are in right now, a sock monkey of considerable poise. With his left eye in a permanent wink after a tragic accident involving one blond little brother, he now goes by the name: Sir George of Brooklyn. An odious fellow, he can explain the purpose of zippers, the desires of torn pages and the temperment of typewriters. In short, Sir George has a doctorate in Writer's Block.He waits diligently by the pimento cheese sandwiches for our weekly meetings. For it is here, in this grand library of the imagination that his own adventure is penned. Tales of flying kites into trees, sledding down hills on boxes, painting pictures on barns and yes, even bats in houses where attack cats live. Only here can the adventures of his life be recorded without fear that the great wangdoodles or the green monsters will eavesdrop.

One day he will quit this room. Not by the great door we entered, but through the ink on the page. And little girls and boys will beg their Mam Maws and Pap Paws for just one more tale before they go to bed. One more tale of the great adventures of Sally and Sir George.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Hello, Old Sport

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

For my return to the blogging world after a brief hiatus where I relied solely on the witticism of my 140 character posts on Twitter, I cannot decide on one thing to write about. I've tried for weeks to think of something that reflects my life or my mood and I come up short.

Proof of my nerdiness: Wired Mag. has a GREAT April Issue. Brad Pitt on the cover helps. Two of my favorite quotes- http://www.wired.com/wired/
1) Matters of the heart are too fraught to boil down to the choices offered in a pulldown menu.
2)Don't BRB, just go and come back.

bahhh. humbug.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Gator Nation Domination


It's great to be a F-L-O-R-I-D-A     G-A-T-O-R!!

Sometimes, when you sit down to write, all you can think about are the things you are thankful for. I have many things to be thankful for. One of those things is a football team that can back up my big mouth. After 3 years of "rebuilding" with Zook, and becoming a Gator the year Spurrier left (a dynasty that I grew up with, yet only produced 1 national championship!), we EARNED this. I will never forget the Swamp, the tailgating, shutting down University Ave. and watching the game at the Shamrock. We are the Gator Nation. I am a Gator! ORANGE! BLUE! 

Thursday, January 1, 2009

A Resolute Idea

I'm opting out of a resolution this year. Last year seemed to be filled with them. I can hardly stick to a budget, constantly change my mind and usually forget what I'd originally said. So, in the tradition of resolute decisions typically made in the wee hours after the ball drops and before the hangover kicks in--- I will make a list. Of the things to do in this year.

To Do in 2009:
1- apply to grad school
2- pay off debts
3- write
4- visit 3 states never before seen
5- go to Staten Island

Buckle up, it's promising to be one hell of a year.